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The Helicopter Trip

Over To Dubai!
In Dubai, I rented a helicopter, said Sergei share, flying over the complex World, being built with palm hotel Atlantis headed, urban skyscrapers, stables, Sheikh, the hotel-sail, the Burj Al Arab, the largest shopping mall and the Mall of Dubai, of course, next to the tallest building in the world – Burj Dubai.Helicopter Eurocopter EC130 can accommodate 6 passengers – 2 front and 4 rear. But in this case can not be sure that you will get a place to come. Therefore had to charter the entire helicopter.Now, take a look on beautiful photos from this trip…

Attacked by Eagle

Where to Cross The Border?

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER

YOU GET:

- MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
- A Driving License,
- Voting Rights
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,

Oh Malaysia, what a great country!!

Happily Ever After